The Dragon Lives Again Movie Quotes

The Last Dragon has so many popular quotes. The most memorable of thembrought to you by none other than Sho nuff! Every fan of The Last Dragon has a favorite line; if yours isn't hither, mention it to @TheLastGlow on Twitter. If information technology truly is classic- there'southward a expert run a risk it will be added. The quotes are for the most part in the society they announced in the movie then information technology's like reading a Last Dragon highlight reel. Let the Reminiscing begin...

The Terminal Dragon's Opening Scene

Leroy's Master The Last Dragon

Leroy's Instructor: How did you know that was the Blue one?

Leroy: I do not know? Master.

Leroy's Teacher: You lot practise not know?
Leroy: I humbly apologize for my ignorance Main. I will do anything to prove my worthiness!
Leroy'south Teacher: You have been to the movies again I run into. Full of disciples failing to their knees at the slightest hint of their masters displeasure.... Leroy this is non a punishment, it is a celebration you take touched the final level, you knew without knowing- we have have finished our journey together.
Leroy: But Master, The Last Level? The Glow? Yous e'er said... that...
Leroy's Instructor: that when yous reached the concluding level yous would know information technology past the appearance of a sublime glow all over your torso.
Leroy's Teacher:  Come up Leroy, go up, what you seek is not written on the floor.

Leroy:  I am dislocated??
Leroy'due south Teacher:  Good, good confusion is a part of life as are vengeance, fear and love; all facets must exist embraced for so and just and so will yous intermission through the wall of mystery to the Glow.

Sho'nuff Goes to the Movies - The Shogun is Back on The Scene

Sho'nuff is Back on the Scene - Interrupts Enter The Dragon

Sho'nuff: Am I the meanest?

Sho'nuff 'due south Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Am I the prettiest?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

Sho'nuff: Am I the baddest mofo depression downwards around this boondocks?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

Sho'nuff: Well who am I?
Sho'nuff 'southward Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Who am I?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: I can't hear you...
Sho'nuff 's Goons:
Sho'nuff!


Sho'nuff: Who's badder than the Shogun

Kid (played by director Michael Shultz' son): Bruce Leroy, that'due south who!
Animal: That's the simply guy who stands betwixt Sho' and total supremacy.

Sho'nuff: Bruce Leroy?! Bruce Leroy?!!?..... Well, well, well. If it isn't the serious, elusive Leroy Light-green. I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am ill and tired of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the wassa legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth??! Nigga Please?!?!

Leroy: The secrets awaits optics unclouded by ambition...

Sho'nuff: WHAT?!?

Leroy: Those leap by desire see but that which tin be held in their hands.
Sho'nuff: It's mumbo jumbo like that and skinny little lizards like you thinkin' they the Last Dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name. Get up Leroy! I got something real for your donkey in these hands.  Nosotros gonna settle this once and for all because I am dorsum! The Shogun is back on the scene and the Shogun is the primary!

 

The Last Dragon Fat guy in red tank top


Funny looking Theater Patron abreast fat guy in belly showing tank tiptop: Why don't you lot sit down and shut upwardly?

Sho'nuff: What? Why don't I sit downwards and what?
Same Theater Patron: I said why don't you sit down and shut upwards?
Sho'nuff: Why don't anybody who wants me to sit and close up come down here and make me? Why don't any l of you who want me to sit downwardly and shut up come up downward hither just for the fun of it?

Sho'nuff: LEROY! I'g gonna git you considering I am the Shogun and I will not rest until everybody knows I AM THE MASTER!! you lot wimp....

Introducing Eddie Arkadian & his caput henchmen Rock

 

Eddie Arcadian Mike Starr The Last Dragon

Stone: if you put this much energy into gettin' me a championship fight, maybe I woulda been on my way to Vegas correct now.
Eddie Arkadian: YOU LOST Stone, you Lost. Every Fight I got y'all.  The Dandy White Hopeless they chosen you...

Rock: What practice you think they're going to call her?

Eddie: A goddess is what they're going to call her. A goddess! What she'll practise to people has never been washed before.

Rock: Brand 'em run for encompass?

Eddie: That'southward cute.

Rock: I don't know why you're going through this. Give me five minutes, Eddie...and this chick'll be begging to play this thing.

Eddie: you got no course Rock, I know how to handle these show biz types, you gotta vino em, dine em, y'all let em society a la card...

William H. Macy makes an advent

William H Macy as JJ in The Last Dragon

Laura Charles: JJ there is no point
JJ: Laura at that place is a indicate. The point of a pocketknife that is pointed at this point on my neck, he' ll slit my pharynx if you don't do this for me.
Laura: What guy JJ? tell me who?
JJ: Eddie Arkadian
Laura Charles: Who is Eddie Arcadian?
JJ: Eddie Arkadian is a very heavy dude who wants to take this video played in the worse kinda way...

Johnny Yu demonstrates "The Art of Fighting without knowing how to fight"

The Art of Fighting without knowing how


Leroy: Johnny, What are you doing?

Johnny Yu:  Well, you see, Leroy, you lot know how you're e'er teaching us to master the art of fighting without fighting? Well, I did you one better. I mastered the art of fighting without knowing how to fight. You see, people… People are afraid of Oriental dudes. Give them a fiddling move, a little scream, and lots of attitude. Cheque this out.

Sho'nuff enters the Dojo

Sho'nuff:The sign outside says this here school is for instructions in the martial arts. We thought we might get some lessons.

Sho'nuff's Coiffure:Yeah, where do we sign up? -How many yen? - I'd like to larn some kung fu.

Sho'nuff drops ane the most memorable lines of the film


Sho'nuff: Go him, girls! Possibly you can get a rise out of this limp wimp.


Sho'nuff:
Kiss my Converse!

Johnny Yu tries to channel Bruce Lee from the "Big Boss"

Johnny Yu: ENOUGH! You wanna fight! Yous Fight me! You lot big ugly smelly breath sucka or how bout y'all yous cord bean, Rick James lookin' fool!

How bout you string bean Rick James Look a like


Sho'nuff: Beast, Kill him.

Beast: HAY-EE-TAAAI! BOW DOWN! Or gonna snap this CLOWN in Ii!

Sho'nuff: You may non wish to fight me now, sucka! Just you will.  I'yard gonna  run across to that! Sayonara.. Who'southward the Master!?!
Sho'nuff's Gang: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Who's the master!?!
Sho'nuff's Gang: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: The Shogun of Harlem!!

Leroy:Sometimes it is hard to live the fashion of the wise
Johnny Yu: Huh??

sometimes it is hard to live the way of the wise

Archetype Richie Green & Daddy Green's Slogan

Richie: ...naw can't come at present I'm being held captive til the cooley mooney kid comes down from  the roof he's condign one with his brain once again...

Richie: I'chiliad tellin' you, pop. The male child'south bad-mannered. Stupid old dress, won't mess with any babes... People talk, you know.

Momma Greenish: Richard, leave your brother alone.

Richie: I tin can't aid information technology if he's weird. Yous're weird, human! Actually weird!
Daddy Green: Richie when I commencement started my business people said I was weird, a Black homo with a pizza shop now there isn't a hungry soul in this town that doesn't know my slogan " Just directly-a yo feet-za, to Daddy Dark-green'southward pizza"

Leroy: That is her... Laura Charles... I would like to see her.
Richie: well who wouldn't fool!  (mocking Leroy) "I would like to see her", no way a queen is gonna be looking at a walking fortune cookie! (again mocking Leroy) "I would similar to see her"

Bruce Leroy Raps with Richie on shoulders

Richie: you let a lot of skilful years office by without even testing the old  equipment now even you beingness a disgrace and all I would exist less of a human being if I didn't warm you there's fine art to making love and y'all don't fifty-fifty have a paint brush, you gotta know the moves infant, you know the MOOOVES!!

Leroy: Richie I am not concerned with moves, my concern is something else
Richie: else? what else is there?

Richie: Own't no woman like that gonna agree still while you figure it out.

Richie: Not only do you not know when do something y'all wouldn't know where to put information technology if yous did... and Leroy... it can really hurt if you don't know what yous are doing...

Richie: Maybe I will take you,  if you huh, bear me all the manner on your back and.... rap!

Leroy: What it aroma like? i think i have it... what it.. what it is? what information technology expect similar? practise it,  yeah baby, exercise it, dooo it,what it exist like... what information technology...

Richie: of grade I'm gonna buy I ticket.... I never buy a ticket! You stir fried rice head you... human if anybody asks you, you own't my brother

Leroy: you are not planning to enter without paying are y'all?
Richie: Arctic out chopsticks, let me handle this.

Eddie Arkadian meets Laura Charles, Eddie Meets Leroy

The Last Dragon Hot Head needs cool water

Eddie Arkadian: Tired, huh? She'due south gonna be dead tired if she'south not careful. Ok I tried to be a gentlemen most this I was gonna take yous out  to a restaurant a real fancy one,  let yous order a la carte. All I wanted yous to do is put my video on your show and now you lot say no... Ok that's it, no more than Mr. nice guy.... Stone let's go.
Angela: oh Eddie oh, you're not gonna do I want I think you're gonna do, are ya?
Eddie Arkadian: Who's gonna stop me! (Leroy disguised as Ninja busts in) Who the hell is this guy!?! Nosotros didn't club out!

Leroy: Hot head needs cool h2o...

Laura lays it on pretty thick simply Leroy has no clue

Laura Charles: I know what it is similar to lose precious things then of course to observe them again... You Thirsty?
Leroy: from the clocks chime to cock'south crow is but an instant... I must go...
Excuse me.... I'm sorry.

Laura Charles: Cocks crow??

"Thirsty" - Laura Charles, The Last Dragon



The Sum Dum Goy Scene

Chinese Guys acting "Black": suki yaki hot saki sue...y'all sock it to me...i'll sock information technology to you...

Chinese guys: what chu lookin'  for?
Leroy: I am looking for the master.

suki yaki hot saki soup

Chinese guys: Ain't no masters hither dude, own't no slaves either... The Chief doing his wisdom thang... you want wisdom you buy fortune cookie... Take a hike cool breeze... Look here chump the Master don't come across nobody! Specially no jive cooley's...  Yes he don't meet no one who don't know how to get downward baby! you dig bro you likewise square!

Sho'nuff Straight'due south his Feetsa to Daddy Green's Pizza

Sho nuff Julius Carry The Last Dragon Yeah Junior

Shonuff: I was told I could discover Leroy Green hither!
Daddy Green: I'thou Leroy Green, who are you?

Shonuff: Who am I?.... I am the Shogun of  Harlem and the Leroy Green I am looking for is a trivial punk who thinks he's a kung fu master
Daddy Green: Oh?! You mean junior
Shonuff: Aye, Inferior! hahahha!

Leroy: What Happened?
Richie:
Sho'nuff happened! That's what! And it's all cause of yous! Everybody knows you're scared of him! Kissed his shoes and everything! What proficient is that Kung fu jive if you tin't even apply it? Coward! Why don't y'all go some identify and meditate on that!

The Lovely Laura Charles

Denise Matthews Vanity The Last Dragon Guard my Body

Laura Charles: I thought that maybe information technology would exist a peachy thought if i got myself a bodyguard...ya 'know? like someone to guard my body.... What girl could do worse than have her own real life kung fu master

Leroy: I am no Principal

Laura: Y'all sure expect like a master to me...

Johnny Yu: She said it was nice to meet me! Laura Charles said it was nice to meet me! she said it was nice...hahaha.. yeah...

Eddie & Angie both getting by on Angie'south .....

Eddie Arkadian: Where you gonna go Angie? Without me your zip, without that outfit your just another no talent dental hygiene school drop out from Kew Gardens getting by... on her tits

Angela walks out on Eddie - The Last Dragon

Angela: and in the end Eddie you know what? Y'all're nothing merely a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world... yeah likewise from Kew Gardens and as well getting by on my tits...

Arkadian hires Sho'nuff to have out Leroy

Sho'nuff: [Arcadian has but offered Sho'nuff a briefcase full of coin to impale Leroy] Keep your money. You lot but get that sucker to the designated identify at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for dismemberment!

Eddie Arkadian: Yep! Hey! Well, whatever! Any way you desire to practise information technology. Information technology'll certainly be my pleasure, Mr. Nuff.

Sho nuff gladly designate his ass for dismemberment

Leroy awkwardly tries to discuss cartoon, art & paintbrushes with Laura

Leroy: I have this friend and he is very shy, it is something I idea y'all could help me with... him with...
Moves... you see my friend...he likes this girl... he has never been with a woman before... he does not fifty-fifty have a paint brush... He can not fifty-fifty draw...  you know.... the art... of making honey... Moves
Laura Charles: Oooh of course! I would love to show y'all some moves Leroy
Leroy: is it not kinda of hot in hither Miss Charles
?


Denise Matthews Vanity I could show you some moves Leroy

More Classic Richie Green

Richie: I'thousand gonna slap that sucker airheaded with a adapt for alienation of affection! If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't know who she was! Chocolate covered yellow peril! ...that sucker better start sleeping with one of  his inscrutable optics open because when I get a take chances it'south gonna be a serious example of chop sockey justice coming his way...

Laura Charles: Thanks Alot... Bruce!

Richie: Ran out on you lot huh? Don't cover up for that ping pong playing chow mein for brains kung fu head!
Richie: Go your easily off my woman! I SAID GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!!

Leroy disguises himself to get to Sum Dum Goy

Leroy: Hey my man, what information technology look similar? HEY MY Homo, WHAT It LOOK Similar?

Chinese Guys: you the same fool that came dressed as a cooley
Leroy: no no we only all expect a like, my human being? brotha?
Chinese Guys: my human being, the master split, you know, so why don't you chill out with us sip a piffling wine, fume a picayune herb...
Leroy: oh no I had besides much already

Soul Brother like no other Taimak Bruce Leroy The Last Dragon

Chinese Guys: This is one strange game of craps
Leroy: Hey this is how we play in Harlem. You want to play like soul brotha #1? You play similar this.

Angela's not looking for a medium sized oriental

Angela: is ah Mr Leroy here?
Johnny Yu: ah no he'southward not here.... but how nigh something in a medium sized oriental?
Angela: Oh, no thank you... hehehe... I'm non Jewish.

A Fortune Cookie without a Fortune

Leroy: why have you lot sent me on a journeying to notice someone who does not exist?
Leroy's Instructor: Here, it contains everything yous need to discover your way to the golden glow. [easily him an empty fortune cookie] Remember Leroy!  You have just opened a fortune cookie without a fortune, written by a chief who does not exist, to find a solution to a problem whose reply you already know

Fortune Cookie with no Fortune The Last Dragon
Leroy's Instructor: A true master would use this to hold up his pants

Leroy: y'all are going on a quest for knowledge?
Leroy's Instructor: no I am going to visit my mother in Miami

LEROY!!!! The Big Fight at 7th Heaven

LEROY!

Eddie Arcadian: LEROY!!


Shonuff: Leroy you warmed up still? Yeah.... C'mon Leroy you can run but you tin can't hide....

Shonuff: Yeah play fourth dimension's over boy...

Sho'nuff:

(to leroy) When I say who is the Master? You say SHO'NUFFFF! At present! Who is the MASTER?!?

Shonuff: I am going to ask you one more time, Who's the Principal?! I can't hear you Leroy... I said who is the master?!

Leroy'southward Teacher:

in that location is 1 place that you take not looked and information technology is there, only there that you lot shall notice the master.

 

Laura: You sure look like a principal to me.

Sho'nuff: ALRIGHT LEROY WHO'Due south THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER!!

Leroy: I AM!


Eddie Arkadian: A .45 volition put an end to all this kung fu crap, all information technology takes is 1 little bullet so accept your concluding bow scum sucker

Eddie Arkadian: My friend and I, Mr. 'Nuff, we were just minding our own business...

He's got the glow, the respect of his lil bro and the girl!

Leroy: (to Laura) Could you teach me some moves!

Richie'south Friend: yo man she got the nostalgic
Richie: He own't no cornball, he'due south my blood brother and he'southward the primary.

The Last Dragon Terminal Fight Scene


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